Fatman on Hindsight is Horrifying

It’s obligatory holiday movie time with “Fatman” on Hindsight is Horrifying.

It’s December! For some reason, that means we all have to watch Christmas movies. This appears to be a law, and the gang aren’t taking any chances. Join them as they take their first obligatory trip down mandated festive joy. “Fatman” is a movie that just doesn’t know what it wants to be. Comedy? Action? Tarantino-esque killfest? No clue. All …

Phantom of the Paradise

Phantom of the Opera? No. It’s “Phantom of the Paradise” on Hindsight is Horrifying

Today we end our malformed Halloween season with a look at Brian De Palma’s trippy musical extravaganza, “Phantom of the Paradise.” Before Andrew Lloyd Weber gave the world his lesser-known version of Leroux’s famous novel, the bell-bottomed population of the 1970s was subjected to this prog/folk acid trip. The plot concerns a weird and disturbing composer who is maimed and …

Alien Conquest (2021)

Killing Aliens with Windex! It’s Alien Conquest (2021) on Hindsight is Horrifying

Jason has a list. It’s a list of very, very bad movies. Movies that are as bad as they are…free to watch. Alien Conquest tells the touching story of Tom Sizemore’s battle with addiction and recovery, set against the backdrop of the most implausible alien invasion since “Hobgoblins.” Enjoy this incompetent ripoff of “War of the Worlds” on Hindsight is …

The Big Hit (1998)

The Big Hit (1998)

The Big Hit: “Let’s go, baby! Let’s work!” Did you ever consider the hitman’s feelings when he kidnaps you? You will when you watch this trashtastic piece of cinema starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Marky Mark, and Mark Wahlberg! For real, #Hindsighters, what innocent catholic schoolgirl doesn’t dream about falling victim to kidnaping and inevitable Stockholm Syndrome when they’re taken hostage …

Network (1976)

Network (1976)

This week’s episode is dedicated to Jason’s old friend. Dr. Rodney “Jason” Hatfield passed away suddenly on 14 July. He was a great human being and an outstanding family man. He will be missed. Hindsighters, please consider donating to the Rodney “Jason” Hatfield memorial scholarship which will benefit Dr. Hatfield’s children. You can donate here. What to say about this …

The Mummy Returns on Hindsight is Horrifying

The Mummy Returns (2001)

“It’s a bird, a stork!”: No! It’s The Mummy Returns, where Egyptian history is made up, and the reincarnation points don’t matter. #Hindsighters, your beloved Darth Jader is not embarrassed to admit that, as a child, she thought scarab beetles would be a much larger problem in her adult life than even quicksand, all due to what cartoons and mummy …

Shark Night

Shark Night (2011)

“Ted, we don’t have time for a tourniquet!” – Darth Jader In case it isn’t obvious, the huge selling point of Shark Night is that Ted from Schitt’s Creek is in it. Beloved #Hindsighters, your fearless gang is back from their spine-tingling adventure with sharks at the Georgia Aquarium. In honor of Darth, Jason, and Adam’s first underwater adventure together …