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Sleepy Hollow – Podcast 0136

Sleepy Hollow: “Their Heads Were Not Found Severed. Their Heads Were Not Found at All.” Adam Sandler and Tim Burton both wear shoes. You heard it here first. You also heard the wildly disappointing rumor that Alf is inexplicably returning to television. Stay tuned for updates on this devastating possibility. Though Darth and Jason have ZERO proof, Michael Eisner is …

The Conjuring

The Conjuring – Podcast 0134

The Conjuring: “She’s Already Gone…and Now You’re All Gonna Die.” What’s a violent ghost in comparison to an upside-down mortgage? In the continued exploration of what will frighten Darth to the very depths of her soul, we discuss The Conjuring, one of the highest grossing horror movies of all time. The Conjuring takes place in a time when your diagnosis …

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Shivers – Podcast 0133

Shivers: They Came From Within! (Phrasing, boom!) Hindsighters, steele yourselves for bodily and sexual mutilation in Shivers, where super-rapey parasites take over the residents of an upscale condo. In David Cronenberg’s wildly disturbing directorial debut, we venture back to the swinging 70s, when the women were braless and there was an ashtray at every elevator. Seriously, tune in to this …

Jeepers Creepers – Podcast 0132

“That’s Not My Scarecrow.” – Jeepers Creepers If you can dodge The Creeper, you can dodge a ball! Thank you for joining us for Katie’s 6th appearance on the podcast! She is the reigning champion of #HIH appearances, so eat her dust, Adam Brown. In this particular horror film, there’s no lotion involved, even though the murderer requires the freshest, most fear-infused …

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Ernest Scared Stupid – Podcast 0129

Ernest Scared Stupid: “I Sure Hope You’re From Keebler!” On this delightful episode, Darth’s friend Jeremy (whose headstone will read “Ernest Scared Stupid ‘Expert’ #TombstoneMoment”) joins in for some Halloween fun in the studio to discuss a staple of all our childhoods, Ernest P. Worrell. For most of us, Ernest was such a constant presence in our lives that we …

Ferris Buellers Day Off

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off – Podcast 0122

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off : They Think He’s a Righteous Dude! To think, there was once a time when people felt safe enough to make out with Charlie Sheen in a police station (or anywhere else, for that matter). Welcome to the school-ditcher’s guide to Chicago! Listeners, we welcome our first legitimate adult to the podcast, the legendary, the amazing …