The Mask

The Mask – Podcast 0113

SOMEBODY, STOP ME! And the Oscar for Tightest Red Dress goes to…Cameron Diaz (a.k.a. the human Jessica Rabbit in The Mask)! Don’t be fooled, gang. Jason pretends to hate this amazing movie while TOTALLY appreciating all of Cameron’s ASSets. The lesson to be taken from this is that you, too, can fall in mutual VD if you wait long enough …

Billy Madison: God Save us from Adam Sandler

Billy Madison – Podcast 0112

Have you ever felt like the puppy who lost his way? Welcome to Billy Madison. *Disclaimer: There is NO PROVEN CORRELATION between Adam Sandler movies and cancer* Get excited for Nudey Magazine Day! In this 1995 classic, we discover that we would have learned so much more in high school if only Chris Farley had been our strip-tease tutor. (Odd …

Caddyshack - Podcast Episode 0111

Podcast 0111 – Caddyshack

Welcome to Animal House on a golf course: Caddyshack! A long time ago, in a Hollywood far, far away… It is a time of upheaval for the Bushwood Country Club. Caddies run amok and dress like John Travolta, striking fear into the hearts of pool-goers. An evil version of Forrest Gump faces the ultimate challenge of exterminating a gopher that …

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Podcast 0110 – Beetlejuice

Welcome to the afterlife of arbitrary rules and DMV lines: Beetlejuice! BREAKING NEWS: JASON HATES PETER JACKSON AND ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. He also doesn’t know the difference between Australia and New Zealand or Julia Roberts and Geena Davis (who was in Thelma and Louise, The Fly, and Earth Girls are Easy, just to name 3). You can make fun …

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Podcast 0109 – Night Court

Welcome to dime-a-dozen crimes and extremely dirty humor! Happy birthday! Jason turns 40 and tells us about a show from his childhood back in the early 1900s. Just kidding, we discuss the hilarious and wacky Night Court, which aired in 1984. This show is so dirty that even the kids who appear in the episodes are scandalously licentious. We hosts …

Podcast 0108 – The Mummy (1999)

Don’t touch the pharaoh’s woman! This week, we discover that Jason is an Imhotep fangirl, even though the ancient Egyptian turns out to be more chupacabra than mummy in his afterlife. This film might be cheesy, but it is cherished, and is the pick of our super special guest, @kmisencik, who knows way more about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes …

Podcast 0107- SpongeBob Squarepants

ARE YA READY, KIDS?! Welcome to the episode where Jason phones it in until we find out what he specifically hates about SpongeBob, which is EVERYTHING! Seriously, listeners; Jason thinks that SpongeBob killed Laura Palmer. Can someone get Kyle MacLachlan on the phone? Darth honestly does her best to keep Jason on topic in this episode, but his dementia only …