“That’s Not My Scarecrow.” – Jeepers Creepers If you can dodge The Creeper, you can dodge a ball! Thank you for joining us for Katie’s 6th appearance on the podcast! She is the reigning champion of #HIH appearances, so eat her dust, Adam Brown. In this particular horror film, there’s no lotion involved, even though the murderer requires the freshest, most fear-infused …
Hocus Pocus: “Hang Him on a Hook and Let Me Play With Him!” Welcome to the Great British Baking Show: Witch Edition! If the Sanderson Sisters don’t become immortal on Halloween night, they will turn into dust! But don’t worry. According to Jason’s cook book, if you don’t have farm fresh witch dust, you can use non-dairy creamer, and no …
Are You Afraid of the Dark?: “Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society…” Back in the day, when Melissa Joan Hart was the queen of Nickelodeon (when it was still worth watching), there was this spooky show about campfire stories. We all remember our favorite episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Or do we…? When you move …
Ernest Scared Stupid: “I Sure Hope You’re From Keebler!” On this delightful episode, Darth’s friend Jeremy (whose headstone will read “Ernest Scared Stupid ‘Expert’ #TombstoneMoment”) joins in for some Halloween fun in the studio to discuss a staple of all our childhoods, Ernest P. Worrell. For most of us, Ernest was such a constant presence in our lives that we …
Halloweentown: “Being Normal is Vastly Overrated.” Welcome to the first episode of our Halloween series! In this Disney original, we join a brand new guest, Michele, to discuss the story of a powerful witch as she guides her innocent granddaughter down the path of the mysterious and demonic. In this film, Aggie Cromwell has a pet purse that is clearly …
10 Things I Hate About You : “I Heard He Ate a Live Duck Once.” *DISCLAIMER* Darth takes NO RESPONSIBILITY for these show notes. The men on this particular episode are the conductors of the Hot Mess Express. Also, we have to formally apologize to Randy and decent human beings everywhere because Adam Brown remains the King of wildly necessary …
Night Shift: Edible paper! You Eat it, it’s Gone…Eat it, it’s Outta There! Welcome to our first (and hopefully regular) ménage à quad! *term trademarked by Adam Brown* #Hindsighters (as Katie has aptly labeled you), it’s hoes before bros on Part 1 of this brand-new type of episode. Darth and Katie challenge Jason and Adam Brown in a cinematic battle …
