Jingle All the Way: “It’s Turbo Time!” Adam Darby is back to make Darth and Jason feel as old as possible. Young Adam was FOUR in 1996, you guys (he totally missed the Olympics in Atlanta). But he made up for his glaringly young age with his killer Arnold impressions. He is accompanied by his delightful girlfriend, Alyssa, who is …
Die Hard: “F****** California…” Yippee-ki-yay, melon farmers! This week, Darth learned that Die Hard is based on a Roderick Thorpe novel; she also learned that Jason and Adam Brown do a good deal of their podcast research in the bathroom. Darth would give all the bearer bonds in the world to unlearn this information. Adam Brown joins Darth and Jason …
A Christmas Story: “I didn’t say ‘fudge’.” #Hindsighters, by this point you’re well aware that Darth and Jason enjoy ruining your favorite childhood films. To that end, how could the director of Porky’s NOT be responsible for one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time? It’s only natural to graduate from glory holes and move on to what …
Fire in the Sky: “They took him.” Excuse me, waiter? I’d like to order an alien movie, light on the aliens and heavy on the trucker caps. Prepare yourselves, #Hindsighters. “Old Adam” is back, despite Darth’s vehement protestations. Your favorite podcasters apparently have no other friends. To that end, Darth and Jason have to ask: If someone can’t pass a …
The Emperor’s New Groove: “BOOM, BABY!” #Hindsighters, Darth and Jason thought they would continue to provide some palate cleansing episodes between Halloween and Christmas for your listening pleasure. Mostly, your favorite podcasters hoped they would get the awful taste of Halloweentown and Shivers out of your mouth. The Emperor’s New Groove forces Darth and Jason to ask, which band is …
The Princess Bride: “Anybody Want a Peanut?” #Hindsighters, Darth normally writes her show notes with a mixture of condescension and sarcasm. She has to make an exception for this particular movie, however, because it’s simply too perfect to critique. Jason throws some unexpected shade at Rob Reiner, but The Princess Bride simply cannot be touched. Though Darth and Jason find …
Aladdin – 10,000 Years Will Give You SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK! Welcome to the episode where our guest has such vast knowledge of the wonderful world of Disney that we couldn’t limit our discussion to just this episode’s content. Thank Variant Brewing for luring Kara to town; she traveled from out of state to drink your beer (and …
